Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

Get your cum leaping over Kohru’s box

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A daily fuck is like taking your sperm to the gym… although the report on Reuters didn’t quite phrase it that way.

Apparently a study of 118 men by Dr David Greening of Sydney IVF, an Australian centre for infertility and in vitro fertilisation treatment, found that the quality of their cum increased after they were told to ejaculate everyday for seven days.

Their DNA fragmentation index, a measure of sperm damage, fell from 34% to 26% percent, Greening told the European Society of Human Reproduction and Embryology in Amsterdam.

He said that while frequent sex does reduce the volume of sperm this is not a problem and that couples wanting to get pregnant should start daily shagging a week before the ovulation date.

Greening said it was probable that frequent ejaculation improved the quality of sperm by reducing the time they were exposed to potentially damaging molecules called reactive oxygen species in the testicular ducts.

Personally I think everyone should fuck everyday anyway. It’s a great workout all round and it make everyone feel good.

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Most guys like myself prefer to hire a maid to do their washing, or they will take it to the 24-hour place and pick it up the following day. Me, I enjoy going down to the coin-operated laundry in my apartment complex. I choose my times because there are some hot young wives who also do their laundry in the daytime while hubby is at the office. I try to coincidentally coincide.

To them I’m something of a novelty, perhaps they think I’m a little bit weird, but I am always polite and never forward. I may say “good morning” but I never try to start a conversation. After all they are respectable married women. I just sit and watch the tumble dryer tumbling and read my newspaper.

The other morning I saw a delightful black g-string with pink trim tumble from one lady’s dryer. There was no-one else there and she had obviously completely forgotten that I was. She picked them up and held them up high to the light, she admired them from both sides. So did I. Then she pressed them to her cheek to make sure that they were properly dry. It was then she remembered, glanced over and caught me watching her over the top of the newspaper. She blushed deeply … so did I.

She probably never wants to see me again, ever. But I shall be there again next week … just in case.

See also: Anything to Declare
See also: Three is not a crowd

Lynette Wong; because she’s hotter than Bruce Lee

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I went back to Kowloon Tong for the first time in ages. It’s a surprisingly low rise area in the craggy shadow of Lion Rock. There is a sleepy residential area just to the west of Waterloo Road where Hong Kong’s most famous film star, Bruce Lee, used to live.

These days, though there are still a few residences, most of the well appointed buildings have been converted to kindergartens or love hotels. Bruce Lee’s old house, 41 Cumberland Road, is the latter - discretely named Ross Hotel.

I had stayed here numerous times in the past. I was having an affair with a married woman. Her husband was away on business half the time and while she didn’t really care what the neighbours thought she did enjoy the conspiratorial thrill of sneaking away for a clandestine fuck. The leafy avenues of Kowloon Tong, with names such as Rutland Quadrant, were the perfect backdrop.

We both knew the history of the house even then but since neither of us were movie buffs we didn’t give it much more thought.

41, Cumberland Road

This was all some years ago but I do get gentle reminders of her occasionally. There has been talk for some time about turning the building into a Bruce Lee museum, cinema and martial arts complex. The current owner, billionaire Yu Panglin, has agreed to foot the bill providing the government re-write the planning regulations to protect the site. It’s an offer that has been welcomed by Lee’s family and fans alike.

Apart from a rather cheesy statue on the Tsim Sha Tsui waterfront Hong Kong has nothing to commemorate the man who single handedly dragged Hong Kong cinema onto the international screen. But so far the government has remained tight-lipped.

Kowloon Tong is one of the few low rise areas left in Hong Kong. It was built that way for the sole reason that is was directly under the flight path of aircraft making the famously tricky final approach to the old Kai Tak International Airport.

Kowloon Tong. The old runway is visible in the top left corner

Kai Tak has bee closed for some years and building height restrictions are a thing of the past. But as you look down on the area from ‘the rock’ the first thing that springs to mind is the same thing that would spring into the mind of any self respecting financial secretary or property developer.

It was still the same Sikh doorman that had worked there years ago. He was the soul of discretion until I shook his hand and bellowed “long time no see!”

“Is this really Bruce Lee’s old house?” enquired my guest, a Chinese-American lady who was in Hong Kong visiting friends. They had mistakenly thought I would be a safe person to leave her with while they went to work. The doorman beamed and nodded. “This is sooooo cooool” she said as we climbed the stairs.

See also: Mongkok
See also: Wanchai

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A bus driver in Liege, Belgium has been moonlighting … as Miss Nude Belgium 2009 … or vice-versa. Alizee Poulicek, as she is best known, took a six-week intensive driving course and passed all her tests. But shortly after starting work she was called to the office and confronted with a series of pictures of erotic performances taken from her website.

Alizee was told that she had to choose between her performances and her career as a bus driver.

“I enjoy my erotic work, but the contracts are not worth very much. Although this work is a passion, I need to have a job which pays the bills.” She said

Carine Zanella, spokesperson for bus company, said their treatment of Audrey was not about morality. She said; “We are solely interested in security for our drivers and customers. We don’t wish to see a member of our staff finishing a show in the middle of the night and then picking up a bus at six in the morning.”

Mrs Zanella also that she was proving to be one of the most popular drivers in the history of the company, and that her bus was almost always full.

	Chinese sweetie Evanna Choi has a really cute smile and a delicious bald pussy. As I’ve mentioned before, it is quite rare for China girls to shave their pussies. Hair is regarded as a sign of wealth and good luck. Me, I like pussy both ways but it is definitely easier to eat clean shaved.
There are loads more pics of the adorable Evanna HERE

See also: Letting go
See also: Rare China Pussy