Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

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Been a bit quiet the last couple of weeks. I was holed up in a place where I wouldn’t get too distracted so I could finish off a project of unbridled respectability. I also tidied up my porn collection at Asian Floozie.

Because you guys love Japanese shaved pussy so much I’ve got quite a bit in there. I’ve also added a shrine to Chinese shaved pussy called China Shaved. The pictures come from a site called Shave Asian with the girls, all ethnic Chinese, seeming to be mostly from Hong Kong, Taiwan and mainland China. Though I’m sure there are representatives from the Chinatowns of South East Asia as well.

I’ve no idea who runs the site but the photography is in the style of one of my all time favourite magazines from pre internet days. The mag was called Hong Kong 97 and was published in both English and Chinese versions. But since it was cover to cover pictures - with the only words being the name on the cover and the names of the models - both versions were enjoyed by all people no matter what language they spoke.

The cover here is the only one I could find on the net. I’ll go look to see if it is still published when I’m back in Hongkers in a few days time.

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The Ueno Okura Theater, Japan’s most famous porno cinema is holding a Porn Festival from May 2 to 7.

The cinema shows porn all day everyday but that is not the point; “All our patrons are in their late 40s or older,” a theater spokesman says. “We want to attract younger fans, which is why we’re holding the festival.”

Organizers say the main attraction of the five day festival will be the talk shows. “We’re going to have nine adult movie directors involved in the talk show including Yutaka Ikejima, who started out as an actor and has directed over 100 works, and ‘Living Legend’ Kinya Ogawa, who was the chief assistant director on Japan’s first domestically produced porno ‘Nikutai no Ichiba (The Flesh Market)’ in 1962.”

Some of the actresses will be appearing as well. Among those lined up are are actress/director Yumi Yoshiyuki, Yuria Hidaka and Ami Natsui, who is also a regular on Sky Perfect cable TV.

But with so much porn readily available in the internet that can be accessed in privacy, what’s the attraction of going to a cinema?

“Adult movies made for video are totally focused on honban (”the real thing,” i.e. intercourse), but pink movies like the ones we’re showing are artistic films all the way.” The spokesman says. “These films may have sex scenes, but they’ve also got romance, suspense and other storylines with proper developments. The appeal lies in how these films have incorporated eroticism. And youth is the gateway to success for the makers of these movies.”

Our model has some movies of her own, click on her pic to see them.

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Romania: Having already brought five children into the world Nicolae Popovici and his wife decided enough was enough. Time to get serious about contraception.

And serious they got. They invested in a nice comfortable super-sized condom. Unfortunately it was a bit too super-sized so to help it stay in place Nicolae super-glued it to his cock.

The super-glue, you’ll be pleased to note, lived up to all it’s manufacturers claims. Thus having reached their own private nirvana they returned to earth to find the condom had stuck fast.

They repaired to the local clinic for assistance where one of the nurses told Associated Press; “He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end.”

Our Model, Tussinee, has nothing to do with the story I just thought you might like to look at her.

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I’ve been working on a review of popular condoms recently, it will be published here in due course.

Now there are just to many to do a really exhaustive survey so I’ve decided to omit all the special effect varieties, you know, the textured and the flavoured. They may be worth a post in their own right at some point in the future.

There is another type which I won’t include in the main survey but I thought I’d tell you about them now. Largely because it was the first time I’d ever tried them. These give you a tingling or warming sensation. I guessed they must be filled with the same types of herbs and oils that the respectable aromatherapy massage parlours use to sooth tired limbs all over Bangkok.

Now an old friend of mine, who sometimes hangs out at the Thermae Coffee shop and Bar, used to work in one of those parlours so I pocketed a packet of three and went off to look for her. She wasn’t hard to find. “Sawasdee ka, Khun Seymour.” She beamed. “Not see you long time.”
(continues here.., more pics too…)

Nurse Erika has a shaved pussy

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So I went for my annual medical check-up the other day, the nurse said to me; “Mr. Totti, you really must stop masturbating.”

“But w-w-why?” I stammerd.

“Because I’m trying to examine you!”, she said.

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Gratuitous smut, now read the story

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A new contraceptive injection for men that has been developed in Sydney is in danger of being shelved because pharmaceutical companies don’t seem very interested in making it available to the public. Whats more the Queensland government don’t seem very enthusiastic either.

Associate Professor Peter Liu, co-author of the integrated analysis study says, “My perception is that people want it but it seems to be that somehow that isn’t being heard at a government level. No one has really pushed this issue and I don’t know why that is. Sometimes, the Government doesn’t know what the community wants so the community has to tell them.”

Whether or not you’re an Australian citizen I highly recommend you contact the Queensland government on this issue. While the contraceptive is being developed in Australia its results could really help the entire planet.

Full Story: Contraceptive for men a shot in the arm

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Robots have been automating repetitive tasks for some years now so it’s something of a surprise that a device like this hasn’t seen the light of day before. Of course it was devised by the Japanese who love both wacky sex and gadgets.

There are plenty of masturbation devices on the market but this one, as far as I know, is the only one that leaves both hands completely free for …. er … well channel surfing?.

The device, called Mens Som (there’s also a Lady Som) has a speed control but it also links up with your TV and responds to the movements on screen, slow for the early minutes of a porn movie speeding up as both you and the movie reach the climax. I wonder if they’ll develop a blow job version for watching those sexy Japanese newscasters.

The Som retails at 45,000 Yen. The movie is taken from the Japanese website.

Website: English
Website: Japanese
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